he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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