At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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