she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Dicks are not precious.
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