thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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