Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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