The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
