Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize