I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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