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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Green mimosas i think yes
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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