Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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