We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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