So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
