come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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