Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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