do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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