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  She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere

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• Turtle bite?

  Submitted by rossturner on Apr 26, 11 at 3:12pm

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• Rule 927: Poptarts rock!!!!!

  Submitted by TheNewRule on Apr 26, 11 at 6:45pm

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• Poptart?

  Submitted by Bain on Apr 26, 11 at 3:33pm

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• That poptart came from somewhere, you just don't want to know where that somewhere is.

  Submitted by goodhead50 on Apr 26, 11 at 3:41pm

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• Turtle biting is when you put your penis in the open mouth of someone and then have to pull it out before they bite down on it (lightly), retracting like a frightened turtle. It's the same idea as the hand slapping game that Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams play on the beach in Wedding Crashers, except it's oral sex.

  Submitted by heylauder on Apr 26, 11 at 11:17pm

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• reminds me of this\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLs3csBSjeg

  Submitted by hffrank30 on Apr 26, 11 at 10:11pm

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• is this what you guys do for fun in VA? poor kid probably thinks this is what head is supposed to be like.

  Submitted by straightchilln on Apr 27, 11 at 1:13am

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• Nowhere?

  Submitted by youthanize on Apr 27, 11 at 1:09am

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• Never stick your dick in crazy.

  Submitted by coolstoryhansel on Jul 27, 11 at 2:46am

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