You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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