Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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