so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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