i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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