If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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