Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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