Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I have feelings that need drinking.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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