question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Bring me that man meat
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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