so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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