I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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