I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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