you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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