dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Randomize