have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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