with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i want to swaddle you in tequila
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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