It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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