You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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