We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
These tits shall not be calmed
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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