Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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