Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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