dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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