dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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