Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
