you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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