im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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