at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
thus making me awesome and them whores
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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