Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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