It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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