He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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