the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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