and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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