it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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