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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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