i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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