i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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