I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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