Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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