That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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