Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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