At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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