his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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