No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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