But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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