Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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