doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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